everything will happen before you die

well for one thing it won't. but we all like a good lie!  we like the liars!!!!
the mystics who tell you your subjectivity is everything.

from:

but there are higher orders of immortality, and were it not so there would be no films art or immortal works of communication, films like koans to settle into your brain like an infinitely rich work of art, a puzzle, to delight.

now one thing that startles me is the weed report dude.  this really means that gagillions of computer geek stoners will be "illegally" downloading this film after it goes BaBigtime.

now really, are we in good company here?

like CIA, take that.  like my granddad helped start the CIA with his old goof-off cronies.  The CIA was like the internet back before the internet.  so whtevs!

Drug enforcement agency whatever like i am a ginseng toting vegan straight edger who is too passive to liberate mink farms but would rather curl up with my animal rights case law book or my marijuana law book like the armchair activist i am than actually get out on the front lines and actually free the animals or free the weed.

i am totally theoretical, so theoretical i'm mainly existential enough to tell you:
THIS FILM IS A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION!
and mine for all i know . . .

see with me sometimes i like to play easily offended like i am Miss Manners or the Queen Mother.  but then other times my anarchist swinger surrealist feminist side shows its raging head like a wild spaghetti monster medusa.

so this is on trust.

i love it that brian mcguire would write me for press for a film i haven't seen yet.

like, yes brian mcguire, you are the genie and i dream of genie anything you say master, like all in bubblegum pink.
in the submissive sixties!
oh anti-eros!

so i will write this RAVE review as a matter of trust and hope not be hoodwinked.  although there isn't a lovelier lad i'd rather be hoodwinked by this side of nick maybury.

now overall the best tendencies in film are au naturel . . . videoblogging post blair witch . . .  . if i were me and fidel castro i'd set up webcams in all the slaughterhouses and mental hospitals and primate testing facilities so we could watch humans be brutal to eachother because that is what we are

horrifying brutal sadists like in marat/sade, like to antonin artaud and all the tormented genius.

see what mcguire does is liberate the humans, free humanity.

he and dan finkle are the bergman/fassbinder binary on the surrealism meets bourgeois americana spectrum, with a good measure of fellini thrown in ala juliet of the spirits


 americana makes me want to throw up and for the record i wont watch anything from america unless it is from zeke hawkins of the hawkins brothers or the mcguire/finkle team.

so take that world----i have NO perspective no authority and no cultural perspective because all i watch is the same fassbinder films over and over.


or sofia coppola, peter greenaway, jane campion, dig.

exclusively.

now i caught men who hate women (or the girl with the dragon tattoo) which was swedish, too violent, but utterly terrifying and amazing . . .

now i can really tell you that if somebody doesn't send me an advance burn of the film I HAVE NO IDEA if its amazing . . . 

except that spending a moment in the mcguire aura is pure magic any moment of the day

bret roberts is the sexiest aries i never had a chance to fall in love with . . .

dan finkle, new money finke exudes charisma like a coppola, like a mogul, like the new forefather of modern cinema---

andy clockwise owes me a private appointment for a very candyland tea party, so we can discuss my attempts to extort him for good press and not bad press . . .
and how we can refine the propaganda to adequately reflect his future unfolding as an australian lotus blossom and not the most fearsom bogan this side of the apocolypse.

you see i offered him a professoriate at the Nick Maybury Finishing School of the Modern Day Dandy, and indeed we have almost the foundation money to set up the festivals and schools of rock . . .

the free skool of hollywood awesomeness.


so here let me lay bare that andy clockwise is a genius . . . and despite my bitterness for his occasional boganisms . . . is one of the most charismatic poets and ambitious capricorns i have ever met.

he told me way back in january 09 he played a homeless person in the film.  which leads me to one of my favorite tragedies.

WHY IS LOS ANGELES A TRAGIC PIT OF DESPERATE GREEDY EVIL PEOPLE WHO CRUCIFY THE POOR DAILY ON THE STREETS

and can't make it be like swedish socialism dah!!!!!


how trashy to drive that mercedes past a starving elderly begger, or all 100, 000 of them.

how third world NEW MONEY trashy nouveau riche.

which brings me to new money dan finkle the actual JESUS CHRIST of everything will happen before you die and the new utopia this film will inspire!!!!!

now i know he's jewish, i'm jewish, we're all jewish
nazis be damned
and furthermore in the new utopia we will have megamegaUBERfemale boddhisatvas and world leaders like in sweden too!!!!!


we will have no male domination of everything.  in fact read this about how the women of rock are taking over the main stage:

and in rock-rock

like, before you die!!!

oh and see the film . . . if you can leave the fassbinder-berlin-time warp

of the dead at 37 drugmaniac ranier werner fassbinder god of the cinemasphere . . .

berlin killed him,
as los angeles might kill me
or you

with its deadly smog
but if i could propose a carrot juice toast and some smoke free ganja tincture to the future of smoke-free anti-cancer living



rock it, see the film, tell al gore this film will save the environment faster than inconvenient katrinas etc.

and F-the BP oil spill BTW.
i never curse or pray but my god the earth is crying tears of pain and there is no art worth making but for total human liberation!!!!

free humnanity now!

it will happen before you die!

total human liberation
human liberation front!

for real, and from copyright too!!!!


you silly data rights managers.

copyleft!







send me the bootleg somebody!
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