cyber-tourette's: cyber-thising and cyber-thating: speech therapy for the Cyber-Elders

this new old-folk-speak of adding cyber to every possible kind of noun or verb is an interesting geriatric slang linguistical phenomenon in the gerontological fields of "congress" and "intelligence."

the repetetive om-om-om of cyber-cyber-cyber has delighted me for days as i have watched Mueller Cyber-scoot through hearing after hearing cyber-thising and cyber-thating as if he hadn't got the memo on Cyber-security for dummies which EXPLICITLY FORBIDS the use of the Y2K sounding "Cyber" lingo, which is a dead give-away for the real talent to run for the hills if they don't ROFL.

i'm no cyber-security geek or anything, but i can tell when the Cyber Senior Center's Collective Cyber-chanting has gotten a little off the cyber-track and sounds a little retro like Disco.

Now if the Cyber Arena, coyly invites cyber-monkeys for the cyber-circus, i do hope for Three Rings, and speech therapy for the Cyber-Elders.

They are holding up, otherwise, and look nice in their suits.

http://www.c-spanvideo.org/program/SNationalSe

one will never confuse cyber-senility with cyber-genius, eh?

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