The Iain Duncan Smiths ---Sanction Mr Shankly

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Sanction Mr Shankly, he’s not looking for work
Who does he think he is? Does he take me for a jerk?
I don’t care if he’s found a new job
If we stop his payments, we could save a few bob

Sanction Mr Shankly, he missed an appointment
We’ve got structures in place he cannot circumvent
I don’t care if he had a job interview
Next time he comes in, kick him out the dole queue!

Claim, claim, hateful claim
All you rudderless scroungers are the same
But still I’d rather be in power than do something zero-hour
Any day, any day, any day

Wouldn’t you feel more fulfilled
With a Poundland placement handling the till?
You won’t be noticed and you won’t be paid
That’s the best we can do for you, I’m afraid

Sanction Mr Shankly, he missed pre-employment training
I bet he’s got some lousy excuse, like it was raining
I didn’t realise he’d had a heart attack
I didn’t realise he’d had such a bloody awful heart attack

Sanction Mr Shankly all the same
There’s no room for sentiment in this game
I know it seems so insensitive
But still you must be sanctioned, Mr Shankly
You get no more money