The Iain Duncan Smiths --- You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Scrounger

https://soundcloud.com/theiainduncansmiths/earned?in=theiainduncansmiths/sets/the-claimant-is-dead 

In a country that’s Cameron-led, it’s not fair for the disabled
Swingeing cuts on their PIP, how could I possibly agree?
These cuts have opened my eyes, and I will never sleep again

You yelled and cursed like a bully child, a grown man of 49
You said you’d cure their ills, but you didn’t and you never will
I could save some pride, this is my only chance

The job is gone but my scruples are real
Oh I did a good thing
I may have been a sinner, but it’s not too late to be a saint
I just have to say I wasn’t happy, those cuts were bad

Your chancellor’s on the brink, reminds you of your own vulnerability
I’ll exacerbate your troubles by resigning from the Ministry
I must save some pride, this is my only chance

The job is gone, but if Boris is real then I did a good thing
I could be his chancellor, we could Brexit together
Yes, I did a good thing for my career...er, and the poor disabled people, of course